officialdaddyegbert:

you’re cute and i want to hold your hand and stuff but i don’t know how to ask you out without sounding ridiculous

(via man-underboard)

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via orgasm)

hoecain-e:

i think about kissing you a lot

(via zakichu)

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

(Source: meladoodle, via orgasm)